You are back in the Marines, and time, now! Pt 1

Pint glasses. I couldn’t stop it. And was drunk! But we lived there. Who would care? “They take pint glasses. It’s their thing.” “Isn’t,” breathing through skin, “that like illegal?” “Damn right it is! But I’m just glad they are here. I might not see them. Ever.” “Ribbit. Oi.” “Listen, for intents and purposes out […]

As a Rhinestone Cowboy, hey! We’re walking, here!

“We made it,” said Marcus, “just barely.” “Made what,” I protested, irritably, “where? This is the middle goddamn nowhere!” Interval. “Are we lost!” “Beyond the reach of any man or God.” “Oh …Kay.” “Two cards,” Larjo said, pulling more gear than could fit from a dusty ALICE pack, “five on the table.” “I know how […]

Green n’ White

Goodnight! The next morning around oh, say 0417 or S-O. Jiminy-gosh! “What is it expendable tadpole? Of INTERPOL’s elite antipedophile chomo treatment team. I nodded, sleep walking. Interpole. “It’s an Eastern Diamond back,” hollered expendable person, not an LPO for sure but maybe an Master Sergeant, “coming down the Miramesa Apartment home [1.] chimney!” 1. […]

The Priest Clearly had a weapon, the Marachi’s song hauntingly suggested

When I walked back from the city I was pissed all 52 miles. “Live-well! Live-well,” I chattered, arriving, “live-well! I took a train.” There I met a man. Younger than me, but not by much, and dressed modestly. He carried a single book. He asked if I had read it. I chewed my sandwich. Wide […]

This is true

I’ve been “Engaged,” what is that! Not betrothed. I know, I know I’m not courting you, but honestly, I hope you enjoy this donewhat manic outburst of animal military complex fight or flight response, because you knock my socks off. Like hobbes No, I mean. I’ll be outbound until late morning, thinking with flashes of […]

What! McNab. He was before my time

“He says he’s not. You do know him?” Anaconda eater. “Everyone does,” said the elephant, “he wants a row.” “I read Bravo Two Zero. No-one leapfrogs watercans. Right?” “No. Well! Real life R6 would have training casualties, Titis.” Chris, an African elephant said nothing. “You named me, weird. Eyeballs.” I didn’t fall for it. Finally. […]

Silicon based lifeforms who are not equal to non-human persons 2

That guy? Spacelaunch. There is a substituteWHO ARE THE MYTHBUSTERS Podracing champion stepfatherinlawalmost michael billeci [1.] REDHEADED MAXIM SCIENTISTS And Dr. Jonny Kim’s trusted armorer, Grant Imahara (sic) The first “family,” cold blooded enough to settle Martinez, California.

Tom Clancy’s Ampersands (Andy the Elephant is not your same age) now with digital moving iphone framesp please don’t publish after pornoman’s

I do a damn fine Reacher (CWO-5 and above)Voice! Lee Child is not some teevee show, clumsy English, and new york bound producerrrr

Yes, I know “the internet” that’s why they’d never believe one man could do “it”

Or that many still need to hear positive things, and ears that EYEBALLS Click sir? “Cha-ching,” I hope she says, licking her lips, “presumptuous isn’t he.” Not to be too River Phoenix, but it’s attractive of me to truthfully say naval combat belongs to the navy and his “Death Ships,” belong in a museum. Navy. […]

For Tom Hanks and then? May I please return to beau worship oh, yeah Los Angeles goes down the house cvn

76 years young, we have a letter!Tom. Tom! What goes in the middle. Tom. Oh, shit. Never anything? Wow, no I don’t have one and don’t are to get a headshot. We call them unintentional cranials. And they are rare. Very rare. They better be. Center mass.


Back To The Future “Okay,” said the late Audie Murphy*, “okay. I think I get Inside Amy Schumer.” He didn’t. “She hates jews?” She doesn’t. “Back To The Future. With your beau as the lead!” “She’s not Sienna Miller although the actress is lovely!” “Where is the joke!” “Hmm. Can I be!” Molestville “Who is […]

No woman wants a pussy muse, a “man” who only tells her* how great they are what they really want, what they really really want is

Stevie. In a band. Jo Rowling wants him like CWO-5 on Reacher. His muse is s take no shit, cigar-smoking rough neck Gay Read The Dark Tower, all 8 availble at fine boomsellers every where, you homophobe! Even transgender people know I would work for congresswoman kristen beck “Bring you coffee?” Copper encased projectile “Ow! […]

That Barlow, what an actor!

“That was good work. New orders, for him.” “Yes.” “What is your name again?” “Commander Barrrrlloow. Chaplain Corps!” Cigarette smoke hung in the air. Salems. “I like you, Commander! You are much older than other commanders.” “I truly am! And I hunger.” “Hell let’s go to the mess tent!” 52 Area “Type one, whatever. Whatever! […]

Please, pleads the Command Sergeant Major! 2

“You my two new felle’as’?” “Yes, sir.” “Yes, sir!” “Well,” said Andrew Jackson, “party on the White House lawn.” “I am so hard.” “I am going to beat the biggest, blackest guy I can find.” Tyler ran off, Jayson savored the moment. Both in suit and tails, one discreetly out. “Oh, Lord no,” a voice […]

Please, pleads the Command Sergeant Major!

“Please,” said the Command Sergeant Major of the Army, “let me give them novelty Army crosses. And then? Make them carry them. The Command Sergeant Major from when Grey and Floyd were serving with Delta force was also there. “I could go either way, sir.” There was a long, thoughtful silence. “No. Those two deserve […]

11:42 pm pst

F*** you, strawman. If you’d examine the post WWII expansion and admit the expectations of mostly rural to mostly urban and suburban standards of living were vastly different in size and transitioning from farms to cities. The children’s value and division of labor, from operating machinery for a business, to vacuuming living room as a […]

I want a go/no for The Reaction Force

“Gentlemen, meet the Poseidon arch.” It occupies a warehouse. “The posidon arch is both an indirect fire artillery system and long range anti-armor rifle. The artillery piece, at 170 mm, will not be operated by you.” Hector chewed. Wide eyed. “But it will cause the most destruction to the enemy, as it will be operated […]

Is she in space? Let’s have someone check if Miscaviage (sic?) -2 is in space

Dearest the widow Taya Kyle, I was in the rich part of the east bay, rigging web crawler in my favor, while enjoying the spectacle of wealth that is Walnut Creek. I thought I’d seen a face from a sixty minutes documentary. David Miscaviage (sic?). Nice guy! Kinda short. I’m no Scientologist, but I did […]

Arise, fair sun, and slay the moon, which is pale and green with envy

Papa Lima echo alpha Sierra (sic) echo, Know I have (virtually) eyes only for you -R.L.B. Post-script: You should know I have no children, but need to field a baseball team. I shan’t google your personal life, it’d be improper, so why don’t you just stay in bed while I call Scoutmaster Dunn


“SFPD. Worlds largest, most diverse law enforcement agency. Punjab parade. Don’t know if that’s racist, like saying it. Punjab, our of line. SFPD on it. Asks him to stop. Takes off! SFPD. Now, there’s a tiger. SFPD deputizes the tiger. I didn’t know they could do it; no precincts. Tiger and the SFPD after the […]

Disclaimer: Marine only speaks three words of English

“Are you Tyler Grey!” “No,” he said, “I’m not.” I sat down. Then, I got up and ran toward him, after petting a kitty. “You are Tyler Grey. Are you Tyler Grey?” “No.” “What’s your name?” “Maleen,” he said, definitely wedding party material, presumptions, “I’m Maleen.” “Black!” So beefy. “Black?” Where’s Dylan.

On the sprint sms, I was following up. On Facebook messenger the signs were all there

“Here,” said Ryan Mallory, “read this.” “Do I give you a handy now? Like Forrest Gump.” “What?” “The Hunger Games.” “Yes.” “If I do, will I go down on you?” “Read it.” I did. “Come here.” “Get off me!” “I promised myself I you’d!”

Good Evening, to the widow Taya Renea Kyle …and. And pineapple

“Don’t mention Peggy Whitsun.” “Don’t mention Peggy Whitsun.” “Don’t mention Peggy Whitsun.” “Don’t mention Peggy Whitsun.” “Don’t mention Peggy Whitsun.” “Don’t mention Peggy Whitsun.” “Don’t mention Peggy Whitsun.” “Don’t mention Peggy Whitsun.” “Don’t mention Peggy Whitsun.” “Don’t mention Peggy Whitsun.”

Good morning, Goodnight! Moneypenny shot me. Not at me! Yes, I suppose.

In Italian-American culture, the feline is highly placed itself in barns, or bell towers by itself in much the same way Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta speaks Deutsch in her music, no-one knows why or would dare sully the bold beautiful art that is those whom cohabitate with them, in fact, the lousy earth scientist who […]


MARSOC: “You’re an odd bunch of sky soldiers, 173rd, but you Force a good Recon.” 2nd Battalion: “Fuck your photograph and or painting! We took your painting concerns, shipmates!” 1st Force Recon Bn “Swift. Silent. Deadly.” MARSOC and 2nd Battalion: “Oh, my God. God, no! We fucked up.” 1 Mar Div: “Yes. You did!” MARSOC […]

Pressed suits, Special Logistics Development Delivery Grouppen

INT. USMC HEADQUARTERS QUANTICO – DAY LT. JG FITZSIMMONS Well, Sergeant. The paperwork is ready to be filed I just need a signature. CW SCUBA WHOLE-HOG Yes, sir. And it will allow me to chop to Force Recon? After DEFT/d? LT. JG FITZSIMMONS After the selection process. Now, it’s a four year reenlistment, and the […]

Three. Lucky. Three, like C Note. I see you. Eye! And Alpha. Number 1

Apple and I have a complicated relationship. They’re AAPL and I’m a pauper, but when I inadvertently downloaded Studies in Intelligence through their network, not taking the time to wonder about redaction or if it’s a crime to do so or distribute over an unsecured network, my thought process stumbled and fell as such. Not […]

Vote, and place your money where you speak from

I’m a registered Republican, but smart enough to know party politics can belay an already lengthy progress. Seth Moulton worked very hard at Harvard to put together a business which essentially told the uninformed (as I was prior to the Corps) that nutrition isn’t that difficult, and that maintaining a healthy weight doesn’t equate a […]

John George: The President’s Own

“If I should fall,” said General George Washington, “keep drumming.” The Drummer said nothing. Fire in his eyes. “If you should fall? I’ll keep fighting.” “I’m not going to fall. You are mounted!” “Yes,” said Washington, “but you’re about to see some shit. Blood rolls downhill.” “Does it not flow?” “It flows in men,” clucking […]

When was the last time Marcus did something nice for his mother? Like say a thoroughbred horse or vacation home

“We made it,” said Marcus, “just barely.” “Made what,” I protested, irritably, “where? This is the middle goddamn nowhere!” Interval. “Are we lost!” “Beyond the reach of any man or God.” “Oh …Kay.” “Two cards,” Larjo said, pulling more gear than could fit from a dusty ALICE pack, “five on the table.” “I know how […]

G = Goose and/or birds

Not very many brothers in the infantry. But Marcus Cannon from first platoon? He knew how to capitalize on that fact! Always playing off our …generally unbecoming conduct. We’d be at Stampede (weird) drinking nothing but Patron and Absinthe (weirder) just be feral. Fightin’. Starting fires. Evading taxes. You name it! And there’d always be […]

The Reaction Force: Great Lake

VA ILLINOIS “The water tower, the water tower!” We were already enroute, and we didn’t need a mechanic to tell us anything. “Charges? Move!” It was already falling down, but the entire place would be, shortly. “Targets!” A flurry of shots. Victor, myself, and our liaison from the community (NSA, not awful in a pinch!) […]

Infidel, Hat

“You’re making yourself a soft target for terrorists.” My cool friend was shopping with me, hot wife at home. “Proud Infidel. They don’t encounter those, in their community. They’re not around, the Quran is more linear than the Bible. Plus, you can’t be an infidel if you don’t believe in their faith.” “Huh.” “They’d be […]

Waterworld U.S.A. Concord, CA

“Paul!” “Yes.” “Your son. He’s the Rocketeer, right?” “He moved out, actually.” “But you do still have a son, right?” “Probably, yeah.” “The other one?” “He’s at at school.” 1:45 School Zone Jr. high daylight savings. “He has a pilots license?” “What is this about!” “Some stupid kids, did a something real dumb. By your […]

Where is the joke, Amy Schumer?

I’m often haunted by the memories. No, that’s an oversimplification: a preface to sell scrapbooking products. The word scrapbooking implies cheap: making a book from nothing! But actually you’re bored and making the furthest thing from a book whilst uncomfortably selling expensive accessorizes and frames to people. No, I’m haunted by the personalities, legacies, corporeal […]

Would I start a war for Taya? Yes. If the other dumb son-of-bitch would die for it

The beer can rained down from the Hyatt. Was I welcome? I’d never know; called to business ••• The matter is not whether Jason Bateman is perfect for the role nor that Judy Hopps is the perfect inspiration for Ryan Reynold’s daughter (put him away, enjoy dinner with Billie Fisher and ask about what’s cool. […]

Wait One, Today Learn Time Enough for Military

Timing for those unwilling to seek non piratable measures of not hearing AM/FM Older methods of attaining your mother’s attention included “Holden says phonie. Wall mounted telephone means you are one ear in our grave and I understand Twitter is the Platform for his administration right this moment some child is deleting tweets from telecom […]

Today, in four installments, for Taya

Alexander Hollings will clarify shadow Spears null presence over his honor at the hand to ignore my intense fascination with polite, gentle non-invasive Texas introduction.* “Producing something that once Richard Nixon reduced to Patricia Nixon’s concessions to his interest in her, not The Dark Tower, but an FBI Agent who was producing momentum in his […]

What do those three letters mean? Spoonfeed me the context so I can scoff at a format if can’t overshadow the initial event, idea or accomplishment/intent or:

Photographs, children, are not to only be accompanied with a handful of words with a cumbersome resolution to appeal to elders who perhaps we’ve respected too much and saluted when there was nothing but a blank canvas superimosed over a kiss not called for on VE Day but my! Sexy out of context Of victory. […]

Unfavorable Historical Comparisons Not Applicable.

You are the world’s largest youth fighting force. Not Hitler Youth, the Boy Scouts of America. Proud! Not of Hitler’s extinguishment, which was done by heroes with Hero’s values we try to instill, but their Pacific Brothers’s said “not an inch.” “Did they?” “You’re kind wasn’t to hear it. Scoutmaster?”

In the hopes of reigniting serious conversation on the price of freedom and the value of bravery

The Community deserves every single kudos, the Operators have one question, National geospatial requests maintenance from NASA on unrelated. “Congratulations on your outstanding work in locating Usama Bin Ladin. You and the current organization should be recognized by a special presidential and/or congressional award, like the Medal of Honor for conspicuous outstanding service, organizational achievement, […]


Dearest Taya, I am not a gigalo, a hacker, an AB, a juggalo, or a scoundrel. Others are attempting to pigeonhole me; to put me away into Hollywoodland as that Marine from the film American Sniper, not that he was mentioned in the wonderful autobiography you and your late husband penned with Jim DeFilice (sic?) […]

Romeo’s Wild Kingdom Part Deuce

Every morning, I’d ride my G.I. Big Wheel down two doors down to Tom’s house. “Hey, can I borrow your wife? Or Corvette?” “Who is this kid!” “No si habla, senor. Thanks.” Then I’d go to AVJ’s. You know, that guy was into everything. Mother, of course, ruining everything with what Sarah Vazquez’ children call […]

Don’t those chickenbacks know? Don’t care

I met Brett Jones! He explained what it was like to work with Joe Montana. Tossing upper deck in the oven, favoring my pro set, Scott Miller was there, too. But who cares about that? “My Uncle Steve,” I said, “told me you can’t shave a Dolphin.” “Yeah,” replied a terse Scott Miller, with a […]

Do you have a little Captain in you, Broadcasters, Advertisers, and Hollywoodland?

USS FALLUJAH PRESENT DAY “In the morning, we watched the trail. Alternating with another group of four. Later, back near the Laotian border, we get word. Zippo raid.” “Burn it, now!” said a voice moving laterally long the line, “burn it all, to the ground.” Note that death is worthless in all its forms, even […]


Linkin linkin we’ve been thinkin’ shortened language? Barack ads, loves ‘em on cars, law firms and Karl’s …Lincoln savings. Loanher! “What’s up, gangster real; yo?” “It’s a tribe thang.” EXPLICIT? “They’re not warning labels, I’m driving drunk. For warning label censorship schutzstafl!” -MADD 9999 Lil Wayne was very successful, very young. He hung out with […]

The Reaction Force pins and primer

Colonial Williamsburg, Tracy Pennsylvania, CA The Reation Force “Oh, my gah,” said some entity, female probably, “it’s so peaceful and Actor filled. Actresses, as well!” “That’s fine,” said a Wealthy man, teevee on his wristwatch, “maybe’ll retire here. Together, dear.” “Aww!” Forrest Gump. “What is that.” “Noise?” Red, white, blue, Primer. The communicator watch caught […]

CW CAPT COMMANDO rescued him, but only just

“My maternal grandmother, the matriarch of the family, was LeNore. Yes, that one. No residuals, 401k, or bennies there. I’m Alfred, Alfred Ashford HAVE YOU SEEN ALEXIS!” Crouched and recovering, a gasmask wearing entity observes as a voice booms over a PA. “You’re the fool he pities what’s under the coat raccoon city throw a […]

All gave some, the Marines helped or, possibly, were an absolute nuisance

Don’t give me that VAPCHS bull, “All gave some, some gave all,” is for us! The Veterans, and the ones that gave all? They like sickass humor and think Taya is talented; elegant probably hashtag no-one talks truth from the mouths of the dead “dont rate.” “Youll have to pig.” “Retired!” “They took your barrel […]

Additional Sea Story Stowage; With The Late Chris Kyle, U.S. Navy SEAL

Chris Kyle sits atop vast riches in heaven; upon an enormous throne. Wood nymphs hum sea shanties while at his side, the heroes of the Alamo relax; pleased in good company. Titania, Queen of The Faires feeds him grapes, while an envious and eager clopatra chomps at the bit for her turn. He sips from […]

Marcus Moonwalker Lutrell in SF

“I did a lot of research on Gene Roddenberry.” “Oh, yeah? A lot?” “A lot a lot. His old ass relatives? Assassins.” “No.” “Rotten! Berry. Berries?” “Maybe the nut cut.” “I’ll tell you what,” I said, “I’m speaking, now. You?” “Star Trek is the coolest way to say ‘aliens if you identify as such, make […]

The Best a Man Can Get

The postal truck came down the winding, rural Montana road. CRACK! “Mornin’ Runia. Corporal.” “I will shit on you!” “Heh. Tell ‘er good mornin’.” CRACK! Polygamy was so bad during WWII Hollywoodland made films like Saving Private Ryan! Think about it. Mormons don’t do that, now! Our grandparents were pretty gross, Uncle Rulon. Now, Back […]

Gamba! FHM for him but strong enough for her

2005 “You knew,” McAffe asked, out, “knew her? Anti-virus.” We were on a tiny boat with too much s*** to Kuwaiti shores. Again “Nah. No, but look at those freckles. Her brother be crazy.” “What?” Cassandra Hein. “Ben ‘Smith’ Hein. Part of the Heinz 57 fortune.” “Live well live well,” said Hovercraft Sailor, to Ward, […]

The Magic of Buena Vista Pictures and a …trailer!? Preview

JusticeOx has been on suspension, and had a bad f***ing hangover. “The name Gruber mean anything to you?” It rung a cowbell. His partner, the Ethnic Klingon Moose, Worf Peterson had arrived. “Snort!” We’re going to get real bloody on this one, Partner “Snort!” I am a solitary grazer “I say, I say,” said Foghorn […]

For Taya, and honestly

“…the belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities” and declared that the perception of “man-hating” is something “left out of the octagon.” I fully expect the English classically trained, professional thespian to donate an Admiral’s ransom to CKFG after several RSC tours, or before, my execution for lacksadaisyism. And kick up […]

Beaver: who you gonna call? Whoever directed The Simpsons movie

“We now, in the spirit of Olympic goodwill and peace, present: the Canadian dove! The Beaver.” The Beaver is generally unconcerned with its sudden momentum, and, as it gains elevation, it is genuinely perplexed. Cresting it’s peak, concern is what’s next. The descent is expected; 90 degrees as the ascent making Landfall amid a central […]

Wriggle on the hook

“…can be utilized against us by the enemy?” “I’m dispensing our culture to unwilling recipients, like a Ghostbuster with slime.” “I-” “Or a Ghostbuster, with Thorazine.” Interval. “They’ll be less likely to engage, if not intimated by the giant anteaters. And after Nation building? Easily be led to believe they gain join under false pretenses. […]

Don’t be discouraged, stupidly looking for infotelligent, entertainment borders, boring stupid!

Golan? Based heavily on the guy who made that show; after hearing through the grapevine me. And destruction The suspiciously English now ex-fiancé? Hilary was from Minnesota. They all are!Easiest American accent for their mum. Petname: Bambi Eyes her soul in a Deer. Uncle Gerald? Chickenback. The greatest …in that position I’ve heard. Not that […]


Fellow chucker is not racist. Daffy … I need help“is someone putting the screws to you?!” “…yes.” “Don’t you do a fucking thing. I’ll be there.” DISNEY APPROVED “We give coke to those kids. Gratis, to the mouse, because we want them hooked, young! Supple. Dumb and filled with Moxie.” “.” Wakko? Is there any. […]

Michael Crichton’s Timeline – Dr. MC

“Are you ready to go back in time?” “Yeah!” “Be a Knight, Maybe joust?” “Yeah!” “Okay. There might be horses!” “Hooray!” “And it’ll probably hurt. Real bad, for sure.” “What?” “I have a hand grenade,” said another. ZAP! “Who was that guy? Up and comer. Wait, that was a fly rod!” “Mrs. Zuckerberg. You’re looking […]

Five minutes for the Padre

“Chaplain,” Juanito said, in the clipped succinct manner of an officer, “then to to your caps. On the bounce! After that, I expect each and every one of your names to shine!” “Sir! Yes, sir!” “Don’t,” Juanita’s father said, like a Perfect Stranger, “buy a farm, son!” “I intend to inherit, Sergeant.” Reno was there. […]

The 680! Stuck, drat. Look!

“Walnut Creek. New BART tracks?” “That’s not what I heard. I heard it was the Pelt.” “The Pelt? C’mon.” “Vacation Dam. The whole city!” “Listen! There. Ain’t. No. Pelt.” “You shouldn’t have robbed that kid, man. You shouldn’t-” “Hey! You want your cut of this, or not?” The sequoia fell. On us. to recycle. “5.1 […]

Ready Player One is still a Travesty Part Two of Two

One eight hundred LUCASARTS. Dial tone stuff Txt Skywalker ranch? Also gone. Ace Azzameen? Paternal murder suicide. Spice psychosis. Damn. Same sex lover. Theirs I get it! Marin County? Beaver. Vacation dam. What about the tip line? Pick up the phone! With 3G or without Roam. I’m always home! Tip Line is for recreation, stocks […]

Ready Player One is a travesty Part 1 of 2

1. Spielberg. Ready Offender One. 14! Marion Ravenwood was. Fictional, sure. Academics though, what if Indy pulled his whip when “Eye Love You” girl made a pass? Out. No good. What would Professor Armstrong say? “My wife and I have a unique relationship. No ego I’m at the one. You at the three! And anyway […]

Old Maid MacDonald had a Seth, academics? Not legally MacFarlane

*Mike Henry I look forward to your gala; let not the song titles paint an offensive or nonchalant demeanor among my intent; she’s quite talented. And English. James, Lars, Robert and …Kirk. Yes, well going clear refers to films. Moooooovie. Matthew Marciano? 11th Grade? You don’t eat meat. Except, sometimes, the only times! McDonald’s. I […]

Ready. Kay? Bay. Oh-Kay bar.

Any dumb cunt can pretend to patent something. But only that bitch thinks she can fuck with Virginia. Heinlein. -W.M. on a women “Hey. Vinnie. Vincenzo!” Even my stereotypes had enough of this ‘un. Also, W.M.’s find Taya lovely, and enchanting. “See him? Look at that guy!” Major Too-tall, Mango, McKarate and the Romeo CO […]

Gotta be fresh argument

No. It doesn’t! Yes, expiry dates are cotestable, on food! This? 3 1/2 To Eternal read, I’ve been told. Inducing “total and permanent madness” to “genuine amusement,” if taken externally, consult a physicist, additionally hidden with the Phoenix feathers blue fire and the jar of jiffy peanut butter which grants eternal life towhee applies to […]

Secret Garden. Within us all, a State. Of open bar

Did you write something? Earlier?” “Me? No.” “Someone wrote something so wanted, the entire post pulled up stakes. Moved somewhere else, expeditiously.” “Ask James.” “I would! But he’s at that private garden club.” “Beautiful. Probably poppin’ bottles.” “Getting naughty private party no invitations Jenkins party.” “Jersey.” “Jealous. Me.” “Why?” “SDV.” “No, it’s not! It’s an […]

Ox. Peterson. 714. 714-B. Literal Livestock. Law Enforcement.

“How’re you going to do it?” JusticeOx asked, referring to his half the plan, “what’re you thinking?” “I have my ways,” said his Ethnic Klingon Moose Partner, Worf Peterson, “I do have my ways.” He did. Always had. “I’m worried. The warrant? The judge-” “That judge is so keen on this and you! That you […]

The Danielson Boys are back in town!

“Why the hell,” said the Father, his normally soothing accent now menacing, “would you jump a four wheeler off a ramp, without a ramp to land on!” “Dad-” “I oughta beat you four boys senseless!” “I didn’t do it, Daddy!” “Aw, sweetie. I know you didn’t.” This eventually broke down into: “Man!” Interval. “Duh!” “Man! […]

Leave it to Cleaver 3

He’d seen it. The watch had already issued a warning. Was it? Squinting through the den window, on the phone, he watched. It was. A prowler. Ward Cleaver hadn’t the inclination to make a scene, not in his own yard, but when he stood for a better look, still on the phone, it was unmistakable. […]