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Today, on “Fishin,” with Marc Owen

“As you can see here,” said the host, Disvovery networks camera man puffing Jedi in shot, “the solitudes not the worst thing. Bears? Smith and Wesson .500 Magnum.”

Marc Owen drew, and, putting a half-step forward on one leg, expended a single cartridge, in the weaver stance; cylinder rolling smoothly as the weapon discharged.

“There,” bolstering his pole.

“Up ahead.”

“Alright, let’s see,” getting a hit, he pulled hard, “alright.

“AHHH, GOD, no” Marc Owen screamed, as the bird grabbed the fish with it’s talons, “eagle! It’s the size of a pick-up truck!”