My dearest Taya Kyle, have you met my smoldering hot neighbor, Tonya?

She may be my twin sister. Now that I think about it. She’s beautiful, with long wavy brunette hair. And a fireman father with an axe!“Hey,” his father-in-law says, “stay away from my boys!”

“Okay! Yes,” I reply walking by quickly, “sir!”

“Where are they!”

“Upstairs, on the rollercoaster!”

“Oh, boy. Rollercoaster!”

It turns out, Tonya’s father is Bugs Bunny, too.