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“What’s behind your back?”

“Aw, shucks.”

“Bob. What is it?

“I can’t be passin’ notes in class!”

“You’re right. Wait!”

“Yessir?”

“What’s at your six!”

“My Grandmother? Not well.”

“So sorry to hear. Is it for Mary?”

“No.”

“Is it for Maggie?”

“No!”

“She should know! Training for- goddamnit! Candidate Baer, what is behind your back!”

“I’m as bashful about it as you are.”

“Very Well.”