Go, Pack. Go! Go, Pack.

Dearest Taya,

I’ve never been to Green Bay. But I’ll always remember Favre’s longbomb late in his career, “it fell out of the sky ladies and gentlemen!” Like I’ll always remember “Jeez Laweez,” in your book, ’cause i say it, too. Except, “Jeez Laweez kabottle kabeez.”

I’ll remember that cat owes me fifty. After NLCS.

If this has published before, then may Ba’al come at me. With his legions and for all his strength, to the end, this time.