THE NAVY (US OFFICE COMPARISON)
HRH NAVAL FORCES
NBC The Office (Literal U.S. Angel)
BBC Actual Mi6 (Actual UK Actors)
“Now! For stations.”
Incoming. Received! Not here decks.
Not usual. Direct order now. The clerk is taken aback and prompt.
“Obscene obscure measurement ratio on ship …now?”
“For order Her Majesty!”
Received incoming THESE decks.
USS ESSESS ZUCKER, ZED, & LANGUAGE. SPEK? MARINE!
“Peace’s. Of you, enemy!”
“Naval? Combat rare!” Naval combat belongs to the Navy, hot damn! Hot damn, “Order is good.”
PA: “Do it for the new skipper,” said the newly ascended XO, “and… the old man.”
Reason for executive officer promotion, Board! Then, seamine-seaman-not-mammal slawvslow overboarding? The traders MV. Say again Treason.
Now, all hands heads and eyes swell. With tears that produce real Rambos, men who hurl their corporeal 4.9 5.0 asses hencepriorpresent unknown, offshore, and subversive, taut limber toned-bodies a our gym’s shower to kill. To kill! Period. They will not return! Without Their Trident.
Taken from actual Navy SEALs huuuuge administrative for Captain’s mast attn: stowaway supplement. CINC-PAC?
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ROBERT LEVECK BLACK, USMC