Diablo III

HYPERBOLE?

If you want to make a gaming rig, this is what you do. Go to Fry’s, don’t go to Best Buy. Get yourself a tower, as in the computer, PC-IBM, monitor is going to cost you extra! Then, a graphics card. The best one you can afford.

After that? You get the Ram. All the ram, that ever was. I don’t mean ROM I mean random access memory. You get the ram after slaying Pan, God of all goats! And you do so while driving a Dodge pickup truck aboard Pleasant Hill Middle School in California.

Afterward? Do the goat dance which Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks did in the film “Dragnet, (1987)” while throwing a goat.